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Feel the shake !! ..
Salutations !! welcome to my site. This site is not here for a specific purpose nor am I trying to prove any point here. This is just my personal site and things put up here not necessarily make a whole lot of sense, I put them up anyway cause .. well ... it's MY SITE DAMMIT!!!
Some Interesting quotes :
"Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove." --Ashleigh Brilliant
"Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? "--Stupidest question of the month www.StupidQuest.com
"It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."--Anonymous
"In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit."--Anonymous
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am."
"You are without a doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocketpicking, thrice double-damned, no-good son-of-a-bitch."--I feel better now, thanks
"As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, ' but another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian.'"--Dick Wilson
"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."--Jay Leno
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."--Mae West
"The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train."--Gallagher
"Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?"
"After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations."--H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare (or me? :)
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